- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

The glass is half an hour.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

i wish i was a tree !

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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