Your life That's the joke

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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penis that is all

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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