- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

planking.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Windows Vista

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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