George Bush.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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i have 2 penises

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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9:11 make a wish

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Anti Joke

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