Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Get in the van

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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69

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Canada's army

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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