A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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