Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Do you know that car over there? No.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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