- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Knock Knock Come in

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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