What flys? A fly

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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