Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Penis

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Ancient Greeks rights

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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