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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Lets make like trees and stand still

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Vagina-Boob

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Hitler was Jewish.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Lets make like trees and stand still

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

A guy is playing cod

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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