whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Rebecca Black.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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