Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Patrick is gay

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Sea World Japan.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

The Charlotte bobcats.

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