A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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what time is it rape time

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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KEVIN HART

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Baseball

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What sucks?

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