what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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no u

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Pickles

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Yeah, totally.

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I'm Jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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