What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Knock, knock. Come in!

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Wats a joke?

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

the guy below me is gay

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

How much is an abortion? A life

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Whats 0+0 0

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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