- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

the your face joke

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

A blind man walks into a bar

Adam Sandler.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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