Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

World peace

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Steve Jobs.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Poopsack Jones

Women"s Rights

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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