How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Women's rights

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balls in ya mouf

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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