Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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like facebook.com/john maon

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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God is real

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Men's rights.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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