Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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