- Anti Joke

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

anne hatthaway

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.