There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Society.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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A jew go out of a bar

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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