A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Knock knock What

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti jokes.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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The 19th Amendment

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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