A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Anti Joke

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