Knock Knock. Come in.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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