What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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