- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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