- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

MICHAEL

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Knock Knock Come in

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Chicken

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

lick my ballsack.... ok

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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