ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Chicken

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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How do magnets work?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What is worse than hell?

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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