- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Hitler was Jewish.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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