Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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OBAMA

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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