Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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My mom just died....

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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