- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Barack Obama

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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