Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Womens rights

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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