A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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