- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Woman's rights.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

your a towel.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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