Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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