Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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