- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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