What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What's up? The sky.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Is this a chair?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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My mom.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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