What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Potato.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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