What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Obama

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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