Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Oh, I must be hearing things.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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