I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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