Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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ha.

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Will you marry me?

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Ham sandwich

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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