What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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i love huge wieners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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