What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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