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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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