what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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