- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Black Veil Brides.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Two women were sitting quietly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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