Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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69, hahaha

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A black man walks into a book store.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Lil' Wayne

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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