Penis.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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