Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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fabien

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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