Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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cory is gay

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The 19th Amendment

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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