Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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