- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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