what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what do gay people eat?? food

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Land Rovers

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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