- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What is a question?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

whats better than 24................. 25

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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