Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Gestapo.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Rebecca Black

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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