A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

It says so on your cap.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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