q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why was Timmy sad?

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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