- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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