- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Womens' rights.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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