Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Does this napkin chloroform?

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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