- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

kiss me?

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Knock Knock It's Open!

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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