- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What did you say? I don't know.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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