There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Knock Knock Come in

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A jew go out of a bar

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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minecraft

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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