4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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i eat poop

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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knock knock who's there?

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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