a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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i eat poop

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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whos gay? you are

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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I'm gay.

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Will you marry me?

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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